Hey all,
You learn something new every day, they say. Well, if anything what I've learned today is that a would-be rival has surfaced. Not to worry, though. The poor thing must have a fever she can't quite sweat out. She's muttering gibberish all over the internet. I wish Cabal Tattletale the best, and hope she gets well soon.
In other happenings, Mother Hen has dissappeared, supposedly off on a job for FedEx. Leaving Punk high and dry with a burning hankering for some truth. too bad he doesn't check here regularly, eh readers?
Now, I'm not telepathic, but I've recieved word that Mother Hen has no job experience. Things are difficult to decipher. everyone has a different story of what's going on. I'll keep an ear to the ground and report back soon.
Remember to keep things real.
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nice try sweet pea, but everybody knows I was here before you were. i've been reporting on Princess C and her crew since 2004, but i had to remove my first blog due to unnecessary hassles. my second blog was set up in may. and where is it that you've been all this time?
ReplyDeleteMother Hen didn't leave on a job for FedEx, she left because her husband's grandmother died. if you can't get it right the first time, why bother reporting? as for punk, it's too bad he doesn't have any friends left who can put up with him long enough to email him a post from my (much more reliable) blog.
i strongly doubt that mother hen's job involves driving the fedex truck, because in order to do that, she would need a class B license. if class b and b-list were the same thing, she'd have it in the bag. she's probably a common courier driving a beat-up old truck older than she is.
Cecily, why don't you remove your second blog too and save us all the hassle of reading your shit? I mean seriously. The style isn't even original. It's the exact same format as Gossip Girl, minus the coolness and email section. Why are you even commenting on this phony anyway? You're just encouraging him. As for Punk, if it's who I think you're talking about, maybe he should get in contact with some of her friends, like I did. I know Yuri Moonfire on MySpace doesn't refuse friend requests. Or he could just try talking to her family. Again, if it's who I think it is, he's more guileless than I am and would probably have better luck winning them over. I tend to let my deviance show a little too much. Like now. Not that I really care or anything. Who gives a rat. I'm still drunk. As for checking here regularly, there's not really all that much to see. Just some vague hoo-ha about stuff that may or may not be happening. No offense, but I think someone would actually have to be inside your head to know what you're talking about.
ReplyDeleteAnd don't even think about looking to my blog for information. I'm keeping it filled with mush for a reason. Good luck, amateurs.
Now, now, children. Play nicely. You should be flattered that somebody finds you interesting enough to blog about.
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